furples:

Arizona
  • English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
  • Shakespeare: Excuse you
  • John Green: Excuse you
  • The BBC: Excuse you

nayx:

a viking warrior drinks an entire tankard of mead then screams “WENCH!!! BRING ME ALE AND BABIES!!!!” then he solves a quadratic equation

staff:

howellester:

do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us

we think you’re all a bunch of idiots

HELP ME PROVE A POINT TO MY FATHER.

goldtheflambit:

Reblog if you have more than one pillow on your bed.

My dad thinks it’s ‘not normal’ and ‘bad’ that i have a second pillow on my bed. I just like it there, with me. It calms me down. I like to use it as my arm rest and sleep.

wtf who doesn’t do this

deadlyspoons:

ok ice cubes are fucking badass i mean they float around in their own blood